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Joke of the Day

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"What Do You Call A Dead Redditor? [REMOVED]"

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."

"Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi."

"How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity? He married his cousin."

"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."

"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."

"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"

"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."

"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."