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Joke of the Day

"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."

"""Its not you. Its me."" ~ twins going through a photo album"

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"

"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."

"It's not often people compliment my parking.... but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car that said ""Parking Fine"". That was nice of them!"

"If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She's a keeper!"

"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."