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Joke of the Day
"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"
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"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""
"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."
"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."
"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS That is an example of a capitalist."