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Joke of the Day

"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"

"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."

"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""

"You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!"

"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."

"Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast."

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."

"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"