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Joke of the Day

"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."

"What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer."

"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."

"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."

"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."

"I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets"

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."

"How do pirates agree with each other over long distances? With their aye-phones."

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."