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Joke of the Day

"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"

"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"

"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""

"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."

"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"

"I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening""."

"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."