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Joke of the Day

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

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"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."
"The worst restaurant in the world is ""wherever you wanna go is fine with me."""
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"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."