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Joke of the Day

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

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"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."
"There's two things I don't fuck with... Rattlesnakes. And Condoms."
"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"
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"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."
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"What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape"