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Joke of the Day
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"
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"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."
"[during sex] him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens [takes out telescope to watch comet]"
"Why Do Women Love Jesus? He was well hung and super into cross fitting!"
"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."
"What's a bitch's favorite form of advertisement? A paw pup."
"What do you call a single Mexican man? No bae Jose"
"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."
"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."