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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"
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"How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead..."
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"
"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."
"Did you hear about the industrious tree? He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots."
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."
"How is college like a woman? It takes forever to get in, and nine months later you wish you hadn't come."
"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"
"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."
"[on a date] I've got butterflies in my stomach ""that's so cute. You dont have to be nervous"" [flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok"