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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a single Mexican man? No bae Jose"
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"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."
"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."
"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."
"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"
"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"
"Honey, do you think if we met now instead of 15 years ago, we'd still marry each other? {turn to see husband shaped hole in the wall}"
"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"
"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. measure twice, cut once her: what? me: what?"
"Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"""