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Joke of the Day
"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."
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"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
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"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""
"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"