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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."

"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."

"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a big, smelly vagina? If you absolutely had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."

"The Tea Party sounds quite nice until you discover their tea tastes of homophobia and their fondant fancies are made of guns and rage."

"A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep."

"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."

"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"