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Joke of the Day
"What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour"
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"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."
"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"Two tomatoes are sitting in a refrigerator One turns to the other and says: ""It's really cold in here"". and the other one says: [""JESUS CHRIST A TALKING TOMATO!!""](/spoiler)"
"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."
"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."
"What did the snail say riding on the turtles back WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"