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Joke of the Day
"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."
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"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"What is the definition of a semicolon? Something I usually have after a long night of drinking."
"Cats are just dogs who've been to drama school."
"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried"
"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"
"Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together"