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Joke of the Day

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night... He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: ""Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"""

"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"

"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."

"Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand."

"Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds"

"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"