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Joke of the Day
"Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds"
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"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."
"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."
"There's no ""k"" in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren't in team?"
"Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he ""couldn't find a shingle person to do it."""
"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."
"How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many do you want?"
"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."
"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"