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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"

"It's a damn shame when a man works hard all week then comes home for dinner and relaxation but has to work extra hard to get love and appreciation from his woman."

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"

"Always ask ""are you voting for Sanders?"" before sex. If they say ""yes"" you know they are too young."

"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."

"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"

"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"

"""It says here that diarrhea is hereditary..."" It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton"