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Joke of the Day

"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."

"How do bros want their drinks? NOICE!!!!"

"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."

"The Captain and Tennille are divorcing. Tennille left him after learning he was only a Petty Officer, Third Class."

"This is a really good joke April fools!"

"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"

"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!"