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Joke of the Day

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"

"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"

"Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong."

"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."

"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."

"How do you make a German shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."