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Joke of the Day

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"

"I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey."

"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Why are drums a fire hazard? Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss."

"If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right"

"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."

"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."

"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"