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Joke of the Day

"Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now"

"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"

"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."

"Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby."