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"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""
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"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field."
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."
"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"
"You know what they say about wizards with big hands? The have big staffs"
"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""
"January 20, 2017 The day America expires."
"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""
"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."