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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"

"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."

"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?"

"Women are always complaining about wanting a boyfriend... And when I offer they act all repulsed and tell me to get out of their house before they call the cops for breaking in, women am I right?"

"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."