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Joke of the Day

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

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"I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom."
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
"I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!"
"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""
"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."
"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."
"I want a romantic comedy trailer that starts, ""Ben was looking for love in all the wrong places,"" and then shows Ben digging up a grave."