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Joke of the Day
"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."
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"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."
"I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was."
"'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree."
"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"
"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"
"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"