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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."

"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""

"When a bird poops on you, it's also peeing on you, because they do both at the same time. So remember: you're a TOTAL bird toilet."

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"

"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."

"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."