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Joke of the Day

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

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"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"
"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A DICK in your mouth!"
"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"
"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."