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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."

"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."

"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"

"Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you"