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Joke of the Day
"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"
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"after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries"
"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."
"Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck. Free healthcare is going to be awesome."
"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"My impression Of the fonz refusing medical treatment for mental illness in the 50's ....Lobotomy..... Loboto-u, eyyy."
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Sean Connery has been scouring Israel for ancient musical instruments. When asked about his progress, he replied, ""I've only found one shofar."""