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Joke of the Day

"Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you"

"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"

"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"The difference between an European that feels fat and an American that feels the same? The European goes to the gym, the American goes to Jim's."

"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."

"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"

"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."

"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"