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Joke of the Day

"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."

"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."

"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"

"I wonder what chairs think about all day... Oh, here comes another asshole."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."

"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."

"Why shouldn't you trust big cats? They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies."

"You let your eyes unfocus. The entire page coalesces into a cheery, bespectacled face. Waldo is the entire crowd scene. We are all Waldo."

"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."