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Joke of the Day

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."

"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? Some might call it too cocky..."

"You guys stole those words from the dictionary."

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?"