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Joke of the Day

"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"

"What did one pee drinker say when he surprised the other pee drinker? Urine for a treat!"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."

"Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems."

"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."

"I see you when you follow. I know when you get blocked. I look at all your @ replies and hack your DM box. Stalker Claus is coming to town."

"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"

"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"

"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."