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Joke of the Day
"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"
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"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."
"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""
"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"
"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."
"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."
"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."
"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."
"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."