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Joke of the Day

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"

"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."

"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."

"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"

"To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia."

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"If a women regrets her decisions and a man never regrets his. Then what happens to the transsexual?"

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"

"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"

"Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes but nothing to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."