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Joke of the Day

"If a women regrets her decisions and a man never regrets his. Then what happens to the transsexual?"

"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."

"Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma."

"How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything."

"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."

"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"

"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""

"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"How do you catch a digital fish Online"