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Joke of the Day

"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"

"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people."

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"

"[interview for waiter position] Manager: ""So how experienced are you at carrying multiple plates?"" Stegosaurus: ""You're kidding me right?"""

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."