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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."
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"What is a gathering of octopus called? Octoposse"
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."
"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"
"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."
"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent."
"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."