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Joke of the Day
"Somebody said you sound like an owl"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a urinal? Because the p is silent."
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"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"
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"The emperor's new joke"
"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
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"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"