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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."
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"What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors? Because he needed laser eye surgery!"
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
"Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict. I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances. But hey, it's all water under the fridge now."
"What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing you told her twice."
"Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus."