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Joke of the Day

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."

"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"

"[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]"

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."

"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"

"Johnny Depp to play Tim Burton in the director's self-made biopic It will be the first ever interpersonal autobiography"

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it... ...and I'll be the colonel."