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Joke of the Day

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"How are bears related to cooking? The pan... duh"

"What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW) They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s"

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."

"Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again"

"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"