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Joke of the Day

"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."

"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."

"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."

"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."

"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."

"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."

"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."

"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"