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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie slut? The washing machine doesn't still want you after you make it spun and put a load in it."

"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""

"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"

"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"

"Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky."

"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."

"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."

"*open up knapsack and a parachute comes out* Kid: But that means- *Dad is hurtling towards the ground with a sandwich and apple*"

"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"