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Joke of the Day
"If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it... ...and I'll be the colonel."
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"Imitation is... While imitation may be the highest form of flattery, I prefer the verbal kind. I also accept cash."
"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"I don't know what gave you that impression but I wouldn't sleep on it next time."
"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."
"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."
"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"
"Here lies IcarusIsNotLonely, upon his gravestone lie his last words: ""Oh fuck, a car!"""