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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says to the grasshopper ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" To which the grasshopper responds ""You have a drink named Pete?"""

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected."

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."

"What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"

"Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still."

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"