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Joke of the Day

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

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"[stubs toe] ""GOD DAMMIT"" God: No problem, bro. [toe goes to Hell]"
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"
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