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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."
"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."
"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"
"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"
"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."