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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected."
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"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
"The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10."
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."
"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."
"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""