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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*"

"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."

"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."

"Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas."

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."

"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"they say 98% of fat people can be good looking if they lose weight, but 99% of them don't...when I became that 1%, i realized i was that 2%"

"I can't help but feel important when someone says there's a special place in hell for people like me."