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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*"

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"

"They say masturbation makes you blind.... I don't see any problem with it."

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."