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Joke of the Day

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Whenever I see an adorable service dog and I know I can't pet it, the greatest internal struggle of my life begins anew"

"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."

"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."

"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"

"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."

"That went swimmingly And I can't swim."