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Joke of the Day
"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"
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"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
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"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."
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"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"