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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."
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"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."
"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"
"Warning: 18+ 19"
"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."
"An eight-year-old kid says t his dad ""When I grow up I want to be a musician."" The dad says ""I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."""
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."